LIFE HACK: How to Keep Papers Together Without a Stapler
Learn how to create an innovative, staple-less staple in just 4 simple steps.
Amidst of all of the academic mayhem of junior year, I’ve decided to share a little trick that I learned long ago with my fellow John Jay students. Tired of having your loose papers scattered around everywhere? Don’t have access to a stapler? Here’s an extremely easy (and fun) way to organize your files:
Step 1. Compile the papers you want to put together (In this example, I’m using Mr. Longurst’s infamous Torque Quiz):
Step 2. Fold the corner of the documents towards you. Press the fold firmly:
Step 3. Use your hands to tear two small, parallel incisions in the flap that you’ve just created. Make sure that your incisions cut through all of the documents:
Step 4. Fold the inner tab that you’ve just created away from you. Again, press firmly!
Voila! In just 4 simple steps, you’ve created a sturdy, staple-less staple. Here’s your chance to become more organized this school year. Now, get out there and show your friends how savvy you are with this new life-hack!
Alannah Byrne • May 26, 2022 at 7:49 pm
My life has never been the same since learning this hack. It has saved me from condemnation during assignments, relieved my depression and fixed my marital problems. Thank you, whoever wrote this. Thank you.
Kurt Reber • Jan 10, 2020 at 10:28 am
A stapleless paper pauper.
One might get even better results if using scissors to create the parallel incisions.
and what if you made the inner tab slimmer and then twisted it 180 degrees? I wonder if that would be an even more permanent solution? experiment experiment.
(of course, if you don’t have access to a stapler you may well be in a situation in which you do not have access to scissors either.)
Mr. Lewis • Apr 27, 2016 at 11:11 am
Excellent use of italics for emphasis. I appreciate such things. One question, though: I invested significant coinage into the staple market in the mid-’80s. Isn’t this idea of yours going to absolutely destroy the staple industry, and leave me a pauper?
Thanks,
Mr. Lewis
Jessica Li • Apr 27, 2016 at 6:47 pm
Unfortunately, yes. Your investment in the staple market in the mid-’80s has now become useless! Sorry Mr. Lewis, my ingenuity strikes again.